What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 26.06.2025 12:24

Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
Then came..
TRUMP memecoin ‘hasn’t pumped’ after Eric Trump says WLF will buy big stack - Cointelegraph
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Power Rankings: Rocket Classic - PGA Tour
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Underwater Megavolcano Set to Release Millions of Tons of Lava, Experts Warn - The Daily Galaxy
No way
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
CrowdStrike Swings to Loss as Expenses From Last Summer’s Outage Persist - WSJ
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
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Why does the UK Labour MP Jess Philips seem to be such a divisive figure?
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
Do you have any fantasies you are ashamed of?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
Loons and Moons
Study tightens King plot-based constraints on hypothetical fifth force - Phys.org
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
If gays can get married, why can't I marry my dog or a cheeseburger?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives