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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 12:24

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Hysterias & Posteriors

So they tried

Largest map of the universe announced revealing 800,000 galaxies, challenging early cosmos theories - Phys.org

Still no good.

So, the docs changed it to read

Catatonics & High Colonics

Could humans be selectively bred, like dogs, to create 2 subspecies that can no longer have offspring? Do I not understand selective breeding properly? Im not worried about the moral implications, just the science please.

Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.

Then came..

TRUMP memecoin ‘hasn’t pumped’ after Eric Trump says WLF will buy big stack - Cointelegraph

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

share office space ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Power Rankings: Rocket Classic - PGA Tour

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Underwater Megavolcano Set to Release Millions of Tons of Lava, Experts Warn - The Daily Galaxy

No way

Next, they tried...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

CrowdStrike Swings to Loss as Expenses From Last Summer’s Outage Persist - WSJ

No, not a chance

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Unacceptable again!

Federal judge approves $2.8B settlement, paving way for US colleges to pay athletes millions - ABC News

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

They put up a sign reading

Why does the UK Labour MP Jess Philips seem to be such a divisive figure?

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Freaks and Cheeks

Do you have any fantasies you are ashamed of?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good

Loons and Moons

Study tightens King plot-based constraints on hypothetical fifth force - Phys.org

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Another attempt resulted in ...

If gays can get married, why can't I marry my dog or a cheeseburger?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Just Forget it!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives